
I decided that it is time to start recording some of the crazy things that come out of Ryan's mouth. They are becoming more ridiculous, and we find ourselves giving each other that "are you kidding me" look multiple times a day, and I don't want to forget...because I know I will if I don't write it down.
Today alone there were at least 6 things he said that made me laugh...some I should not laugh at (but I do). And I was at work all day, and spent 3 hours with him before he went to bed (David did fill me in on a few). That's not a lot of time. I guess that goes to show that he talks non-stop. It's amazing the vocabulary this kid has. When did that happen?
So here goes...
1. There is a lot of random singing that goes on at our house. David and I seem to turn just about everything into a silly rhyming song, which apparently Ryan has picked up on. While eating his lunch today he started singing to Kendall. His little song went like this, "Ken-dall, Wen-dall, Ken-dall, Wen-dall, Ken-dall, Wen-dall You are a stinky poo"!
2. As we were walking around the block he starts chatting to us and it was "hey, guys" this, "hey, guys" that...so funny!
3. In church on Sunday, he asked David (and not quietly), "Hey Daddy, where's God?".
4. As he was throwing a tantrum (once again) about who knows what, I told him he needed to stop crying. His response, "I don't want to stop crying"....Obviously!
5. On the way to the bath..."Mommy, I have to go pee...and not in the tub, right?" RIGHT! "Daddy (who is sitting on top of the toilet giving Kendall a bath), can you get off so I go on the potty. Thank you, Daddy. I just have to pee this time, Daddy." Seriously, kid. And he hardly took a breath between each sentence. Just constant, non-stop chatter!
6. In the tub using his imagination...."I'm making cupcakes, Mom. We need brown sugar, and white sugar, and white sugar and blue sugar and we need another scoop, okay?".
Oh, man, he cracks me up!